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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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JORDAN TALBOT. NO.

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(WHISPERING)

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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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JORDAN TALBOT.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JORDAN!

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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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JORDAN TALBOT.

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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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JORDAN TALBOT. HOLD ON.

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UP A LITTLE HIGHER.

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NO, JUST DOWN.

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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JORDAN--

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WAIT.

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>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JORDAN

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TALBOT!

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>>HEY JORDAN, WHAT'S UP?

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>>SO, THROUGHOUT THE EPISODE,

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YOU'RE GOING TO SEE JORDAN IN A

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BUNCH OF SKETCHES AND SOME

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BUMPERS. AND HE MAY EVEN BE

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FEATURED IN A SKETCH.

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>>THIS NEXT SKETCH SHOWS YOU

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WHY IT'S GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS...

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THAT ARE REAL.

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HERE'S "THE IMAGINARY FRIEND".

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>>THERE.

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MY SANDCASTLE'S ALL DONE.

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THINK IT NEEDS A MOAT?

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>>I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

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BUILDING SANDCASTLES SUCKS.

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AND THESE IMAGINARY BATTLES ARE

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BORING.

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>>DID SOMEBODY SAY "IMAGINARY"?

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>>PICKLES!

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>>YEAH!

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>>WOW, WHO'S THAT?

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>>IT'S MY IMAGINARY FRIEND,

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PICKLES.

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HE'S A CAT.

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>>HEY GUYS, YOU BETTER BUILD

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YOUR MOAT FAST.

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEFEND

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YOURSELF FROM ALL THESE SPIDER

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CRABS!

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>>WOW!

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>>HEY, LET'S PLAY

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"TIC-TAC-TOC".

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>>HOW DO YOU PLAY?

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>>WELL, IT'S EASY!

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TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC...

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>>TOC!

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>>TIC-TIC...

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>>TOC!

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>>TIC-TIC...

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>>TOC!

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>>TIC!

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>>TOC!

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>>TIC!

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>>TOC!

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>>YOU WIN!

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>>YAY!

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>>CHECK THIS OUT!

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>>WOW, PICKLES IS AWESOME.

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>>I KNOW, RIGHT?

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HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IMAGINARY

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FRIENDS?

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>>NOPE.

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>>REALLY?

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>>NAH.

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>>COME ON, EVERYBODY HAS

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IMAGINARY FRIENDS.

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>>LOOK, JUST DON'T SAY THAT

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WORD TOO LOUD, OKAY?

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>>DID SOMEBODY SAY IMAGINARY?

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>>I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD

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SOMEBODY SAY THAT WORD.

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>>WHO ARE THEY?

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>>MY IMAGINARY JEWISH

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GRANDPARENTS.

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>>LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE FILTHY.

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LOOK, YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS

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SCHMUTZ IN YOUR CHILD-BEARD.

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OY!

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>>WHO'S THIS?

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SOME SORT OF A GAY CAT?

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>>WELL, I AM A CAT.

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>>HE'S TALL...

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>>YEAH, IT'S A GAY CAT.

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>>GAY CAT.

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>>WELL, I RESPECTFULLY

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DISAGREE.

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>>YOU TALKIN' BACK TO MY WIFE?

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>>NO, I-I WAS JUST RESPECTFULLY

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DISAGREEING.

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>>NOW I FEEL UPSET.

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>>YOU'RE ALWAYS UPSET.

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>>BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS

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YELLING.

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>>THAT'S HOW YOU DROVE AWAY

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MORDECAI, OUR REAL IMAGINARY

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SON.

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>>I HAVE NO REAL IMAGINARY SON!

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>>WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A

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GOOD TIME.

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PLEASE STOP!

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>>HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!

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(LAUGHING)

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>>WHAT WAS THAT?

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>>BOOTS!

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>>TINY BOOTS.

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WHO'D WEAR THOSE?

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>>NO ONE.

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>>YEAH, NOBODY.

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NO ONE CARES.

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ANYWAY, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF

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HERE.

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>>I DON'T WANT TO GO.

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>>OKAY.

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>>SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY!

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>>BYE.

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>>WHOA!

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>>OH YEAH.

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>>OH, YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC.

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>>DRAMA IS ALL I HAVE.

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I'M AN IMAGINARY JEWISH

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GRANDFATHER.

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>>YOU STILL HAVE AN ENLARGED

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PROSTATE.

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>>I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY ASS!

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>>HEY PICKLES...

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WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU'RE NOT

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WITH ME?

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>>HELL.

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>>WHAT?

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>>WANT TO SEE A HALF SECOND OF

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HELL?

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>>HEY BRETT, HOW'S IT COMING?

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>>GREAT!

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>>SETTLED IN OKAY?

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>>YEAH, ALL SETTLED IN.

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>>JUST HAD A COUPLE OF CHANGES

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TO THE REPORT YOU HANDED

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IN, THERE.

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UH, COULD YOU OPEN THE FOLDER ON

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YOUR DESKTOP THERE?

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JUST SOME PROCEDURAL THINGS.

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I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A LEARNING

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CURVE AND YOU'RE NEW HERE.

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WE LIKE TO HAVE ALL HEADINGS

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BOLDED AND ITALICIZED.

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AND WE ONLY USE HELVETICA FONT

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HERE. KEEPS THINGS LIGHT AND

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INFORMAL.

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NO SERIFS, NO PROBLEM.

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>>HEH-HEH!

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>>LITTLE SAYING WE HAVE.

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AND COULD YOU ACTUALLY SIT UP

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STRAIGHT IN YOUR CHAIR?

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WE HAVE ANOTHER SAYING HERE, BAD

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POSTURE IS GENERALLY CONSIDERED

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TO BE INFERIOR TO GOOD POSTURE.

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B-P-I-G-C-T-B-I-T-G-P.

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JUST REMEMBER THE WORD

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"BPIGCTBITGP".

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>>BPIGCTGB.

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>>BPIGCTBITGP.

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>>BPIGCT--

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>>BPIGCTBITGP.

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>>BPIGCTBITGP.

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>>GOOD. ONE MORE THING

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I NEED TO SHOW YOU.

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COULD YOU OPEN THE JANUARY

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SPREAD SHEET THERE?

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>>SURE.

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>>WHEN YOU ANSWER IN THE

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AFFIRMATIVE, INSTEAD OF SAYING

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"SURE" COULD YOU PLEASE SAY

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"YEAH" WITH A SHARP, INWARD

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GASP?

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>>YEAH?

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>>YEAH!

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>>YEAH!

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>>YEAH!

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>>YEAH!

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>>GOOD.

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KEEPS THINGS CONSISTENT WITH

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EVERYONE ELSE. YOU DON'T WANT TO

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STICK OUT AS THE NEW GUY, EH?

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>>NO.

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>>NOPE.

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>>NOPE!

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>>NOPE!

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>>NOPE.

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>>NOPE!

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>>NOPE!

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>>NOW, I DO NOTICE YOU

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HAVE THE TOP BUTTON OF YOUR

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SHIRT UNDONE.

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SO I'M JUST GOING TO GET THIS

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FOR YOU.

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OKAY, JUST KIND OF TIGHTEN YOUR

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TIE.

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I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP

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TIGHTENING.

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YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE

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CONSCIOUSNESS TEMPORARILY.

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AND UH, NOW I'M JUST GOING TO

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TAKE OUT SOME LIPSTICK AND JUST

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PUT IT ON YOUR LIPS.

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OKAY, THERE WE GO.

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GREAT!

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YEAH, LOOKS GOOD.

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LOOKS PRETTY.

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YEAH, YOU LIKE TO BE PRETTY, EH?

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I'M JUST GOING TO TOUCH YOUR

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FACE A LITTLE BIT, NOW.

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IT'S A GOOD FACE.

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NICE PROFESSIONAL FACE.

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(GASPING)

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>>THANKS MAN.

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>>HI THERE.

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WE'RE SANDRA AND JUDY,

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TWO-THIRDS OF THE FAMOUS SINGING

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WINSLOW TRIPLETS AND MY STARS,

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DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU.

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>>THAT'S RIGHT, SANDRA, WE ARE

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BACK AFTER A 10-YEAR HIATUS AND

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WE ARE SO PLEASED TO BE ABLE TO

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OFFER YOU A GREATEST HITS

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PACKAGE, THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU

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HAVE NEVER SEEN.

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SO LET'S ALL PUT ON OUR GUITAR

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SHOES AND TAKE A STRUM DOWN

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MEMORY LANE.

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>>ON THIS 3-DISC COMPILATION,

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YOU'LL FIND SOME OF YOUR

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FAVOURITE WINSLOW TRIPLET SONGS,

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>>WE'VE EVEN INCLUDED SOME

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HONKY-TONK TREASURES FROM OUR

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>>AND IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW,

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WE'LL EVEN THROW IN OUR BRAND

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NEW ALBUM.

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>>NEW ALBUM?

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>>"ONE FOR THE MONEY", WHERE

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YOU'LL FIND THESE GOOD TIME

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>>WHAT?

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>>SANDRA! SANDRA!

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>>AND KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR

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MY UPCOMING ALBUM, "FEELIN' KIND

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OF LONELY".

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INCLUDING SOME OF THESE SURE TO

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>>FOR YOUR COPY OF THE WINSLOW

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TRIPLETS DISCOGRAPHY, CALL

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1-000-555-WINS AND HAVE YOUR

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>>OKAY, WE'VE GOT THE FAN, HERE

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IN THE NORTH END OF HALIFAX

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OUTSIDE A FAMILY RESIDENCE.

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WHAT ARE YOU CHEERING FOR,

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TODAY?

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>>I DON'T KNOW!

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HELP ME!

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WOO!

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WOO!

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>>OH HEY, RIGHT ON.

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YOU GUYS LISTENIN' TO HAWAIIAN

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POP MUSIC?

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>>YEAH, WHAT OF IT?

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>>OH, COOL MAN.

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YOU GOT ANY DON HO?

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"TINY BUBBLES" I LOVE THAT

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STUFF.

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>>BRO, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

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WITH THAT WATERED-DOWN DON HO

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BULLSHIT.

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THIS IS REAL HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.

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>>TELL 'EM, JAMIE!

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>>THIS IS A MIX TAPE I MADE:

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SUNNY CHILLINGWORTH LEDWOOD

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CANAPANA.

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>>GIVE 'EM HELL, JAMIE.

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>>WHY DON'T YOU TAKE DON HO'S

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DICK OUT OF YOUR EAR AND COME

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BACK WHEN YOU'RE READY TO LISTEN

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TO SOME REAL HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.

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>>BOOM, JAMIE, BOOM!

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LET'S MURDER THIS GUY!

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>>HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.

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EACH YEAR, THOUSANDS OF TEENS

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FLY OFF THE HANDLE IN DEFENSE OF

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REAL HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC.

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BUT HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW

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HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC IS MADE?

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WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?

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AND HOW IS IT MADE?

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TO FIND OUT, LET'S TAKE A LITTLE

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TRIP TO HAWAII ON THE HAWAIIAN

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ISLAND TRAVEL TOBOGGAN.

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READY, TRAVEL TOBOGGAN?

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HERE, ARISTOCRATS ARE BUSY

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PICKING HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC

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LEAVES.

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THEY'LL LISTEN TO EACH LEAF AND

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IF IT SOUNDS FRESH AND

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INTERESTING, THEY'LL PUT IT IN A

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BASKET MARKED "REAL HAWAIIAN POP

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MUSIC".

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IF IT SOUNDS WATERED-DOWN AND

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BORING, THEY'LL PUT IT IN

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ANOTHER BASKET MARKED "DON HO".

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THE LEAVES ARE DELIVERED TO

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CHEMISTS WHO BOIL THEM INTO A

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SWEET LIQUEUR WHICH THEN BECOMES

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CDS OF ALL YOUR FAVOURITE

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HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC BANDS,

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INCLUDING KEVIN HEAVENS, JOJO

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SNICKERS, THE HAPPIEST MAN IN

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THE WORLD AND THE BERNHOFTS.

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>>WE'RE THE BERNHOFTS.

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WE LOVE THAT REAL HAWAIIAN POP

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MUSIC.

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NOT THAT WEAK SAUCE DON HO

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BULLSHIT.

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>>WE ARE THE BERNHOFTS.

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>>BUT WHERE DID THE MUSIC

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LEAVES COME FROM?

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TO FIND OUT, LET'S TAKE A TRIP

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TO HEAVEN.

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YES, GOD MAKES THE LEAVES.

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EACH MORNING, HE MAKES 10

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HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC LEAVES BY

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WAVING HIS HEAVEN WAND, WHICH

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EMERGES FROM HIS BEARD, MAKING

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GOD LOOK LIKE A BIT OF A BEARD

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UNICORN.

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WHY DOES HE TAKE THE TIME OUT OF

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HIS DAY TO MAKE THE LEAVES?

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>>I LOVE HAWAIIAN POP MUSIC,

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MAN. THE REAL SHIT.

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NOT THAT DON HO WEAK SAUCE,

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FM RADIO BULLSHIT.

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MAN, WHY'D I MAKE DON HO IN THE

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FIRST PLACE, MAN?

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THAT GUY'S WEAK SAUCE.

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BEARD UNICORN!

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>>BUT WHERE DOES GOD COME FROM?

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>>FROM A WITCH'S FIST.

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>>SO YOU CAN THANK THE SPACE

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WITCH FOR THAT CLASSIC HAWAIIAN

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POP MUSIC SOUND.

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>>YOU'RE WELCOME.

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>>PRETTY COOL, HUH?

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>>YO, YOU SAY WE OVERREACTED?

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>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JAMIE?

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THAT GUY HAD SHIT TASTE, JAMIE.

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[■■]

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>>THEY CALL ME LENNY, I'M FROM

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THE KOOK.

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EVERYBODY WANTS TO SAY WHAT A

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GOOF.

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.

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THEY JUST CAN'T BEAT ME.

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AND THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ALL SO

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EASY TO PICK ON, MAKE FUN OF,

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LAUGH AT.

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IF THEY WANT, I'LL JUST CALL

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THEM ALL FAT.

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HOW 'BOUT I SAY SOMETHING

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MEANER?

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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

376
00:11:14,618 --> 00:11:15,035
JUST GOT A BEENER.

377
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

378
00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:17,204
JUST GOT A BEENER.

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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

380
00:11:18,997 --> 00:11:19,331
JUST GOT A BEENER.

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I'M THE COOL ONE AND YOU'RE JUST

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DEAD.

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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

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JUST GOT A BEENER.

385
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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

386
00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:25,796
JUST GOT A BEENER.

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IF-IF THEY WANT, I'LL JUST CALL

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THEM ALL FAT.

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C-CALL THEM ALL FAT.

390
00:11:31,009 --> 00:11:31,301
I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

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JUST GOT A BEENER.

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THAT MEANS I'M COOL AND YOU'RE

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JUST A LOOGIE.

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MAYBE YOU ARE AN MAYBE YOU'RE

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NOT.

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L-L-LOOGIE.

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I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

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JUST GOT A BEENER.

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00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:42,354
I'VE GOT A FATHER AND YOU'VE

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00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:43,313
JUST GOT A BEENER.

401
00:11:44,064 --> 00:11:44,815
IF-IF THEY WANT, I'LL JUST CALL

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THEM ALL FAT.

403
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C-CALL THEM ALL FAT.

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>>BIG ON, BIG BITE, JORDAN.

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BIG BITE.

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OKAY, GO, GET OUT OF THERE,

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[■■]

408
00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:06,127
>>HEY, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED TO

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YOU?

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00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:07,838
>>I DON'T KNOW!

411
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IT'S LIKE A PUZZLE I HAVE TO

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SOLVE IN REVERSE.

413
00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:11,091
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANY OF

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THE CLUES ARE!

415
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PLEASE.

416
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:13,802
I WAS A FAMILY MAN.

417
00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:14,469
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING.

418
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:15,846
I HAVEN'T STOPPED CHEERING IN 8

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YEARS.

420
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WOOO!

421
00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:21,351
WOOO!

422
00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:22,519
>>WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

423
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,896
BACK TO YOU, TREVEN.

424
00:12:25,605 --> 00:12:26,857
>>THIS NEXT SKETCH, TO SHARE

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00:12:27,691 --> 00:12:29,317
FOR ALL YOU FRIENDS OF MINE IS

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"BIG BROTHER".

427
00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:32,988
>>MR. LEADER, THE BIG BROTHER

428
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CAMPAIGN WAS PERFECT FOR YOUR

429
00:12:34,948 --> 00:12:35,866
GOVERNMENT IN 1984 BECAUSE YOU

430
00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:37,450
NEEDED TO STRANGLE THE POPULACE

431
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:38,201
WITH FEAR.

432
00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:40,120
>>BUT IT'S NOT 1984 ANYMORE.

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>>HUH!

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THE CAMPAIGN HAS LOST ITS

435
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IMPACT.

436
00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:44,875
PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF FEAR.

437
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:45,876
>>THEY'RE DEPRESSED.

438
00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:46,918
>>BIG BROTHER NEEDS UH, A FRESH

439
00:12:47,294 --> 00:12:47,878
IMAGE.

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00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:48,962
A NEW ATTITUDE, UH...

441
00:12:49,713 --> 00:12:51,047
WHAT ABOUT A SOFTER BIG BROTHER?

442
00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:52,465
CHECK THIS OUT.

443
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,301
OH, THAT'S NICE.

444
00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:56,052
AND WHAT SAYS BIG BROTHER BETTER

445
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THAN...

446
00:12:57,512 --> 00:12:58,096
>>OH, OH...

447
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A LITTLE SIS.

448
00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:00,891
>>NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

449
00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:02,058
THINKING; BIG BROTHER, LITTLE

450
00:13:02,392 --> 00:13:02,893
SIS?

451
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:04,895
WHERE'S THE REST OF THE FAMILY?

452
00:13:05,645 --> 00:13:06,521
MAY I INTRODUCE...

453
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>>MAMA BROTHER.

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00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:07,814
>>MAMA!

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00:13:08,315 --> 00:13:08,356
>>COOL TONY.

456
00:13:08,481 --> 00:13:08,982
>>MY MAN!

457
00:13:09,441 --> 00:13:09,941
>>UNCLE AKRA.

458
00:13:10,442 --> 00:13:10,901
>>CATCH PHRASE!

459
00:13:11,735 --> 00:13:11,985
>>AND THAT WACKY NEIGHBOUR,

460
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,194
MR. KIM.

461
00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:14,905
>>COME DOWN, MR. KIM.

462
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:16,531
>>SO...

463
00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:18,158
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

464
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:19,492
>>I THANK YOU GENTLEMEN, BUT I

465
00:13:20,243 --> 00:13:20,452
DON'T THINK WE CAN GO IN THAT

466
00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:23,538
DIRECTION.

467
00:13:23,955 --> 00:13:25,206
>>OH, UH...

468
00:13:25,832 --> 00:13:26,499
WELL, UH, WE UNDERSTAND.

469
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:27,918
>>AND IF YOU COULD JUST EXIT

470
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THROUGH THAT DOOR ON THE LEFT,

471
00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:30,170
THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

472
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:31,046
>>WE ACTUALLY CAME IN THROUGH

473
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THIS DOOR OVER HERE.

474
00:13:32,839 --> 00:13:32,923
>>YEAH, I KNOW, I'M JUST GOING

475
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TO NEED YOU TO LEAVE THROUGH THE

476
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DOOR ON YOUR LEFT.

477
00:13:37,135 --> 00:13:38,219
>>I LEFT MY CAR RUNNING...

478
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:39,179
>>JUST OPEN THE DOOR MARKED

479
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"BEARS" THANK YOU.

480
00:13:43,642 --> 00:13:48,939
[■■]

481
00:13:51,775 --> 00:13:55,528
[■■]

482
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:59,616
(SCREAMING)

483
00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:16,341
[■■]

484
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:18,969
>>SO-S-S-S-S-SOMEBODY SAY

485
00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:19,928
IMAGINARY?

486
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:28,311
>>(GASPING)

487
00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:28,979
>>BOOTS!

488
00:14:29,562 --> 00:14:29,604
BOOTS!

489
00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:30,271
BOOTS! BOOTS!

490
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,314
>>(SCREAMING)

491
00:14:31,731 --> 00:14:33,274
>>YOU WIN!

492
00:14:34,025 --> 00:14:34,943
>>I TAKE MY LEAVE OF THIS WORLD

493
00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:35,694
KNOWING KNOWING I WON'T BE

494
00:14:36,027 --> 00:14:36,319
MISSED.

495
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:37,404
AT LEAST I KNOW I WON'T HAVE TO

496
00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:40,031
WAKE UP IN PAIN ANYMORE.

497
00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:59,718
[■■]

498
00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:03,972
>>CHO! YEAH!

499
00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:04,597
>>WHO ARE YOU?

500
00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:07,017
>>I AM THE GENIE OF THE GUN.

501
00:15:07,726 --> 00:15:08,184
SINCE YOU FREED ME, I SHALL

502
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,270
GRANT YOU 3 WISHES.

503
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:11,229
>>I DON'T WANT ANY WISHES, I

504
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:12,397
JUST WANT TO DIE.

505
00:15:12,939 --> 00:15:14,024
>>OH, COME ON, MAN.

506
00:15:14,774 --> 00:15:15,567
WISHES CAN TURN YOUR LIFE

507
00:15:15,942 --> 00:15:16,568
AROUND.

508
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:17,527
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

509
00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:19,029
YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING.

510
00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:20,155
IS IT GIRL TROUBLE?

511
00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:21,489
THROW A WISH MY WAY, MAKE

512
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:22,991
SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

513
00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:23,533
YOU KNOW?

514
00:15:24,075 --> 00:15:25,118
DO SOME THINGS...

515
00:15:25,452 --> 00:15:26,286
>>NO.

516
00:15:26,953 --> 00:15:28,038
>>WON'T BE LIKE, WEIRD IF I

517
00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:29,247
WISH HER INTO LIKING IT.

518
00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:30,206
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

519
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:31,166
>>NO.

520
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:32,292
WHAT? NO. I DON'T WANT THAT.

521
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:33,543
>>WISH FOR A NICE PAIR OF SUEDE

522
00:15:33,877 --> 00:15:34,419
SHOES.

523
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,671
OR MAYBE A SUEDE BOWLER HAT OR

524
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,215
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE A SWATHE OF

525
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:41,593
RAW, UNCUT SUEDE.

526
00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:42,635
>>YEAH, NO, I DON'T WANT ANY OF

527
00:15:43,094 --> 00:15:43,636
THOSE THINGS.

528
00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:44,679
SO UM...

529
00:15:45,055 --> 00:15:45,722
GOOD BYE.

530
00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:48,224
>>HEY, WAIT!

531
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,601
>>WHAT THE HELL?

532
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:50,560
>>THOUGHT MAYBE YOU HAD NO

533
00:15:51,227 --> 00:15:52,020
BLOOD SUGAR. HAVE A NIBBLE.

534
00:15:52,729 --> 00:15:52,771
MIGHT PULL YOU OUT OF THE

535
00:15:53,229 --> 00:15:53,688
DUMPY-DUMPS.

536
00:15:54,314 --> 00:15:54,606
>>I DON'T WANT TO EAT A

537
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:55,523
CHOCOLATE BAR.

538
00:15:56,232 --> 00:15:56,441
>>MAN, YOU'VE GOT LOW BLOOD

539
00:15:57,108 --> 00:15:57,776
SUGAR WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU.

540
00:15:58,485 --> 00:15:59,069
>>I DON'T WANT ANY CHOCOLATE.

541
00:15:59,778 --> 00:16:00,070
>>HAVE A BITE.

542
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:01,112
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

543
00:16:01,863 --> 00:16:02,489
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER IMMEDIATELY.

544
00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:03,364
>>I REALLY DON'T THINK ME

545
00:16:04,115 --> 00:16:04,324
EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR IS GOING

546
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:05,200
TO HELP ME WITH ANY OF THIS,

547
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:06,076
OKAY?

548
00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:07,077
>>BUDDY, SUGAR HAS A LOT TO DO

549
00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:08,328
WITH HOW A HUMAN FEELS ON A

550
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:09,245
MOMENT TO MOMENT--

551
00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:10,497
>>I DON'T WANT YOUR CHOCOLATE

552
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:11,414
BAR!

553
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,290
>>JUST EAT THE FUCKIN'

554
00:16:12,999 --> 00:16:14,084
CHOCOLATE BAR AND BE COOL AND

555
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:15,085
THEN WE'LL CHAT.

556
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:16,044
>>WHY DON'T YOU EAT THE

557
00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:17,087
CHOCOLATE BAR IF YOU WANT IT SO

558
00:16:17,462 --> 00:16:18,088
MUCH.

559
00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:19,047
>>I WILL!

560
00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:20,090
FASTER THAN YOU CAN BLINK.

561
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:37,232
>>WHOA!

562
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:38,399
OH, GOODNESS.

563
00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:39,109
WHOOPS.

564
00:16:39,651 --> 00:16:40,110
WHOOPS!

565
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:41,778
WHOOPS.

566
00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:43,113
SHIT.

567
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:46,116
HUH.

568
00:16:46,825 --> 00:16:47,659
NOT WORTH THE PRICE OF

569
00:16:58,837 --> 00:16:59,504
>>THAT WAS PRETTY FAST.

570
00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,548
>>WAS IT?

571
00:17:02,173 --> 00:17:03,716
>>OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

572
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,093
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

573
00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:06,136
>>I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS.

574
00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:08,680
>>HEY, WAIT! COOL BRACELET!

575
00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:09,597
>>IS THIS AN ANTI-CANCER

576
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:10,306
BRACELET?

577
00:17:10,974 --> 00:17:11,224
>>YOU GOT IT, MAN, YEAH.

578
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:12,142
>>I DON'T HAVE CANCER.

579
00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:13,101
>>YOU WANT IT?

580
00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:13,810
>>NO.

581
00:17:14,227 --> 00:17:15,353
(GROANING)

582
00:17:15,854 --> 00:17:17,188
>>OH, HELP ME.

583
00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:18,731
WHAT ARE YOU?

584
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,233
>>WHY'D YOU PUT ME THROUGH

585
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:21,151
CHEMO?

586
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:22,152
>>I'M NOT GOD.

587
00:17:22,861 --> 00:17:23,486
I CAN'T JUST CURE CANCER.

588
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:24,529
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT

589
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:25,238
TOASTER?

590
00:17:25,905 --> 00:17:26,197
>>I'M GOING TO ELECTROCUTE

591
00:17:26,531 --> 00:17:26,781
MYSELF.

592
00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:27,866
>>YOU'LL HAVE A HARD TIME DOING

593
00:17:28,324 --> 00:17:29,159
THAT WITH A...

594
00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:30,160
PSYCHOLOGIST!

595
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,120
>>NOW, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL

596
00:17:32,704 --> 00:17:34,164
YOURSELF, SANDY?

597
00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:35,540
>>WILL YOU GET RID OF THIS GUY?

598
00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:39,669
>>YOU GOT IT.

599
00:17:40,086 --> 00:17:40,461
>>STOP IT!

600
00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:41,212
STOP IT!

601
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:42,172
STOP, STOP!

602
00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:42,755
STOP!

603
00:17:43,089 --> 00:17:43,298
>>OKAY.

604
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:44,299
>>I DIDN'T MEAN GIVE HIM

605
00:17:44,674 --> 00:17:44,757
CANCER.

606
00:17:45,425 --> 00:17:45,758
>>I DIDN'T GIVE HIM CANCER.

607
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:46,676
I JUST MADE HIM BALD AND THEN

608
00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:49,179
JUST RIDDLED HIM WITH...

609
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:53,808
AIDS.

610
00:17:54,392 --> 00:17:54,642
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

611
00:17:54,934 --> 00:17:56,186
EH!

612
00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:57,187
>>SUEDE!

613
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:58,730
>>SUEDE!

614
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,857
THAT'S TOP QUALITY SUEDE, MAN.

615
00:18:01,274 --> 00:18:02,901
NO, DON'T.

616
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,403
SUEDE SHOES.

617
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:06,571
>>WHY DO YOU LIKE SUEDE SO

618
00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:07,363
MUCH?

619
00:18:07,697 --> 00:18:08,198
>>WHY?

620
00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:08,907
>>YES!

621
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,658
>>WHY?

622
00:18:10,992 --> 00:18:13,786
■WHY?■

623
00:18:14,329 --> 00:18:15,330
■LET ME TELL YOU

624
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,207
WHY I DO THIS■

625
00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:18,208
WHOA!

626
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,251
OH...

627
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:21,586
HELP ME.

628
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:23,796
PLEASE, NO!

629
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:25,256
WHEN A GENIE DIES, HE GOES TO

630
00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:26,633
HELL, MAN.

631
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:37,727
[■■]

632
00:18:38,269 --> 00:18:40,271
■GENIE, GUN GENIE■

633
00:18:40,855 --> 00:18:41,397
■COMES OUT OF A GUN

634
00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:43,233
TO HAVE SOME GOOD TIMES■

635
00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,735
■GENIE, GUN GENIE■

636
00:18:46,444 --> 00:18:46,903
■DIES AND GOES TO HELL WITH

637
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:48,404
THE REST OF HIS GENIE FRIENDS■

638
00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:51,241
■HELL IS A PLACE FOR GENIES■

639
00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:53,243
■HELL IS A PLACE FOR GENIES

640
00:18:53,826 --> 00:18:54,744
TO HANG OUT, YEAH!■

641
00:18:55,495 --> 00:18:56,496
>>GUN GENIE, THIS 5 MINUTES AGO

642
00:19:13,846 --> 00:19:20,436
[■■]

643
00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:22,272
>>HERE FOR THE BEAR ROOM?

644
00:19:23,064 --> 00:19:24,482
HERE TO APPLY FOR THE BEAR ROOM.

645
00:19:25,108 --> 00:19:25,608
>>UH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE

646
00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:27,277
ACTUALLY-- UH, THERE ARE REAL

647
00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:29,320
BEARS IN THERE.

648
00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:30,780
>>YEAH, AS YOU SEE ON

649
00:19:31,447 --> 00:19:32,740
MY RESUME, CERTIFIED BEAR.

650
00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:33,866
>>IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT YOU'RE

651
00:19:34,409 --> 00:19:35,285
NOT AN ACTUAL BEAR.

652
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:36,953
I MEAN I CAN-- I CAN SEE YOUR

653
00:19:37,662 --> 00:19:38,663
HANDS UNDERNEATH THOSE CLAWS,

654
00:19:39,038 --> 00:19:39,580
THERE.

655
00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:40,790
THAT'S-- THIS IS A FAIRLY

656
00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:47,297
>>IT'S A REAL TOUGH JOB MARKET,

657
00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:47,839
SO...

658
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:49,549
>>YOU KNOW WHAT?

659
00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:50,508
ALL RIGHT, FINE.

660
00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:51,551
YOU'RE-YOU'RE HIRED.

661
00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:57,640
>>HEY JEFF, GOOD TO BE WORKIN'

662
00:19:58,057 --> 00:19:58,474
WITH YA.

663
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:05,898
[■■]

664
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:07,317
>>LET'S QUICKLY DO-- WE'RE

665
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:08,359
GOING TO HAVE YOU WRAP UP THE

666
00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:09,485
SHOW, OKAY?

667
00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:10,945
SORRY, WE'RE JUST REALLY PRESSED

668
00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:11,571
FOR TIME.

669
00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:12,322
>>NO PROBLEM, MAN.

670
00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:13,323
>>WHAT?

671
00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:13,990
>>WE GOTTA GO.

672
00:20:14,532 --> 00:20:14,741
>>YEAH, I JUST GOT TO DO-- WE

673
00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:15,742
JUST GOT TO DO ONE MORE, WE'RE

674
00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:16,784
JUST LIKE, 5-- JUST GIVE ME 5

675
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:17,327
MINUTES.

676
00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:18,328
>>NO, WE'VE GOT TO MOVE ON.

677
00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:19,329
>>BIFF, CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME 2

678
00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:20,330
MINUTES, PLEASE?

679
00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:21,331
>>NO! NO!

680
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:22,165
>>JORDAN, JUST STAND THERE.

681
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:23,041
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, JUST STAND

682
00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:23,458
THERE.

683
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:24,334
JUST STAND THERE.

684
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:25,335
JUST STAND THERE, OKAY JORDAN,

685
00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:26,627
YOU'RE DOING GREAT. OKAY?

686
00:20:27,378 --> 00:20:29,339
JUST A SECOND, FOR FUCK SAKES!

687
00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:30,381
>>SHUT UP!

688
00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:31,591
SHUT UP!

689
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:32,342
SORRY MAN, SORRY.

690
00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:33,343
SORRY-SORRY-SORRY.

691
00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:35,303
JORDAN.

692
00:20:36,054 --> 00:20:37,305
JUST-- JUST STAND OVER HERE.

693
00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:38,348
>>I'M GOING TO EXPLODE.

694
00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:39,432
>>NO, BIFF, JUST GIVE US A

695
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:39,932
SECOND.

696
00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:40,892
IF YOU WOULD ACTUALLY SHUT UP

697
00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:41,809
FOR A SECOND, WE COULD WE

698
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,353
COULD-- HE COULD SAY A LINE!

699
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:44,354
IF YOU COULD JUST LIKE-- JUST

700
00:20:45,063 --> 00:20:45,104
ACTUALLY DO IT.

701
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:46,314
PLEASE STAND-- I DON'T MEAN TO

702
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:47,106
YELL AT-- I'M NOT YELLING AT

703
00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:47,815
YOU, MAN, YOU'RE DOING

704
00:20:48,232 --> 00:20:48,358
FANTASTIC.

705
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:49,192
>>DID SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN

706
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:49,776
APPLE?

707
00:20:50,234 --> 00:20:50,526
>>HOLY FUCK!

708
00:20:51,277 --> 00:20:51,486
>>DID SOMEBODY JUST GIVE HIM AN

709
00:20:51,819 --> 00:20:52,362
APPLE?

710
00:20:53,237 --> 00:20:53,363
>>YEAH, JUST OKAY. IT'S GOOD?

711
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:54,364
JUST LOOK RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA

712
00:20:55,281 --> 00:20:55,490
AND DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY.

713
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:56,532
JUST DON'T LISTEN TO BIFF, JUST

714
00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:57,492
LOOK RIGHT AT THE CAMERA, OKAY?

715
00:20:58,201 --> 00:20:58,368
I WANT YOU TO JUST HOLD THIS

716
00:20:59,035 --> 00:20:59,369
TIGER PLEASE?

717
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:00,036
JUST HOLD THE TIGER.

718
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:01,371
JUST HOLD THE FUCKIN' TIGER AND

719
00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:02,080
JUST...

720
00:21:02,372 --> 00:21:02,705
FUCK!

721
00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:03,414
>>LET GO!

722
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:04,082
>>GUYS, SHUT UP!

723
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:04,999
EVERYBODY, JUST GET THE FUCK.

724
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:05,958
BILL, JUST GET OUT OF THE SPACE.

725
00:21:06,376 --> 00:21:12,382
(SCREAMING)

726
00:21:13,216 --> 00:21:13,383
>>DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, DON'T

727
00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:14,384
LISTEN TO HIM.

728
00:21:15,635 --> 00:21:15,802
WE HAVE ONE MINUTE ON THE CARD.

729
00:21:16,469 --> 00:21:16,552
SAY THE LINE. GO FOR IT.

730
00:21:16,928 --> 00:21:17,387
ACTION.

731
00:21:18,179 --> 00:22:10,355
>>THIS WAS AN AWESOME SHOW